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Introducing the Clown Fruit “College of Chaos” Sweatshirt, our tongue-in-cheek tribute to Clown Fruit, John “Bluto” Blutarsky (think Belushi in Animal House), and the grand tradition of the unserious taking themselves way too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, that’s right, this sweatshirt is an homage to an homage. Inspired by the legendary “COLLEGE” crewneck immortalized by John Belushi in Animal House, this Clown Fruit twist takes the joke even further down the absurdist rabbit hole. Think of it as Ivy League meets Interdimensional Carnival, where you major in Meme Mayhem, minor in Existential Laughter, and graduate with honors in Ridiculousness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE SWEATSHIRT ITSELF\u003cbr\u003eFrom the moment you pull it on, it feels like a relic from another timeline, a vintage find from a thrift store in the Twilight Zone. The garment-dyed fleece gives it that perfectly broken-in look, like you’ve been wearing it through nine seasons of cult horror sitcoms and late-night paranormal reruns. The heavyweight fabric adds structure but never stiffness, soft, cozy, and slightly haunted.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach sweatshirt carries subtle dye variations, meaning no two are exactly alike, just like Clown Fruit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGarment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight (9.5 oz.\/yd²) \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed fit for that perfectly slouchy “I’m either plotting or napping” look\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eForward-rolled shoulders, ribbed cuffs, and waistband\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified (yes, even chaos can be eco-conscious)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShips separately, directly from Clown College HQ (aka not your regular box)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE VIBE\u003cbr\u003eThis is more than a sweatshirt, it’s a statement. Vague as it is, it's still a statement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it while summoning the Clown Fruit spirit, mixing cocktails with CUBE, or rewatching your favorite 1980s paranormal documentaries.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNOTE:\u003cbr\u003eEach sweatshirt undergoes a garment-dye and softening process, giving it that naturally faded, lived-in charm. Color variations aren’t flaws, they’re character. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCLOWN FRUIT “COLLEGE OF CHAOS” SWEATSHIRT\u003cbr\u003eBecause even madness deserves a mascot.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable now, for those brave enough to major in Meme Mayhem.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":42495327436848,"sku":"6190124_21992","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":42495327469616,"sku":"6190124_21993","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":42495327502384,"sku":"6190124_21994","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42495327535152,"sku":"6190124_21995","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42495327567920,"sku":"6190124_21996","price":41.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":42495327600688,"sku":"6190124_21997","price":41.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 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