New Releases & Seasonals FALL 2026

That Mysterious & Spooky Festive Fall Classic is Back, Ciderhouse 5! ...and would you believe this is our 14th year doing it? It's amazing ...

That Mysterious & Spooky Festive Fall Classic is Back, Ciderhouse 5! ...and would you believe this is our 14th year doing it? It's amazing how ...

That Mysterious & Spooky Festive Fall Classic is Back! ...and would you believe this is our 14th year doing it? It's amazing how time flies whe...

This one is for all the TRUE Clown Fruit Freaks!!!! It's getting close people, to that fateful day when the one and only Clown Fruit Returns! Pure ...

BOOOOOOM! Celebrate 6 Years Of This Freaky, Phoenix Fall Classic...Clown Fruit! • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90...

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfe...

Vintage Spooky is just what we do! It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?• 100% combed and ring-s...

Perfect for iced coffee...or maybe a little visit from the Green Fairy herself? Nah…probably.Step right up, Shave Cadets, the circus is back in tow...

Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, & FEAR Ab...

Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, & FEAR Ab...

A wee bit of Clown Fruit keeps ya going strong all morning long...plus, you can rest assured no co-worker will grab your mug! Find the ENTIRE Cl...

Sorry folks, we had to! This long-sleeve tee has ribbed cuffs and a classic-fit. It's quarter-turned to eliminate center creasing and perfect for ...

Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, & FEAR A...

Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, & FEAR Ab...

I'm not sure about you but I find these CF Prints PURE Nostalgia! Remember when the traveling carnival past through town? Remember winning those mo...

Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, & FEA...

Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, & FEAR Ab...

BOOM, pure shaving Horror! Represent folks with this creepy conversation piece of a shirt! This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. I...

BOOM, pure shaving Horror! Represent folks with this creepy conversation piece of a shirt!This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. I...

Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, & FEA...

BOOM, Behold...Star Jelly, A whole new aftershave experience! Better Than a Balm!  Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflowe...

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers...

An homage to the absurd, the tragic, and the eternally meme-worthy.It’s official, Shave Cadets, you’ve been accepted to Clown College. Not that clo...

[Choose to include a CUBE Dock Soap Dish from the Accessories Options.] BOOM! Glow CUBE 2.0 is HERE...'Tis the season!  Scent Profile: Artemisia (W...

Get to know your new favorite tee - it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washi...

Get to know your new favorite tee - it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washi...

ESP: Extra Sensory Perfuming - Scent Beyond Senses (ATTN: Shave Cadets, Story Continues HERE!) Imagine a fragrance that transcends the mundane bord...

ESP: Extra Sensory Perfuming - Scent Beyond Senses (ATTN: Shave Cadets, Story Continues HERE!) Imagine a fragrance that transcends the mundane bord...

ESP: Extra Sensory Perfuming - Scent Beyond Senses (ATTN: Shave Cadets, Story Continues HERE!) Imagine a fragrance that transcends the mundane b...

[Choose to include a CUBE Dock Soap Dish from the Accessories Menu!]  ESP: Extra Sensory Perfuming - Scent Beyond Senses (ATTN: Shave Cadets, Stor...

  ESP: Extra Sensory Perfuming - Scent Beyond Senses (ATTN: Shave Cadets, Story Continues HERE!) Imagine a fragrance that transcends the mundane bo...

"(But) when it comes to feel and moisturizing, their (Phoenix Shaving) body soaps are second to none. With their natural ingredient blend of coco...

  ESP: Extra Sensory Perfuming - Scent Beyond Senses (ATTN: Shave Cadets, Story Continues HERE!) Imagine a fragrance that transcends the mundane bo...

ESP: Extra Sensory Perfuming - Scent Beyond Senses (ATTN: Shave Cadets, Story Continues HERE!) Imagine a fragrance that transcends the mundane bord...

ESP: Extra Sensory Perfuming - Scent Beyond Senses (ATTN: Shave Cadets, Story Continues HERE!) Imagine a fragrance that transcends the mundane bord...

First discovered inside High Strangeness last summer, Flight 19 is finally cleared for a full release! Scent Profile Top: Orange, Grapefruit, I...

First discovered inside High Strangeness last summer, Flight 19 is finally cleared for a full release! Scent Profile Top: Orange, Gr...

First discovered inside High Strangeness last summer, Flight 19 is finally cleared for a full release! Scent Pro...

First discovered inside High Strangeness last summer, Flight 19 is finally cleared for a full release! Scent Profile Top: Orange, Grapefruit, Imm...

First discovered inside High Strangeness last summer, Flight 19 is finally cleared for a full release! Scent Profile Top: Orange, ...

"(But) when it comes to feel and moisturizing, their (Phoenix Shaving) body soaps are second to none. With their natural ingredient blend of coc...

First discovered inside High Strangeness last summer, Flight 19 is finally cleared for a full release! Scent Profile Top: Orange, Grapefruit, Imm...

First discovered inside High Strangeness last summer, Flight 19 is finally cleared for a full release! Scent Pr...

First discovered inside High Strangeness last summer, Flight 19 is finally cleared for a full re...

A Phoenix Shaving Yearly Tradition and A Caroling Catastrophe You’ll Treasure Forever!The PAA clan is back, and this year, they’ve decked the halls...